Hulo Hyoomans, Mummy & Daddy went & visitd sumwun corld Sandy the uva day…
No that’s the rong foto, that’s my best frend Sandy hoo livs wiv Mummy’s parents hoo ar corled Nanny & Poppy. See wot hapens wen I let silly Daddy be in charge of pooting the pikchas in.
The wun I’m torking abowt is corled Kernool Sandy
Wyl they wer there he gayv them sum chikin. Wot a nys man…
His speshul chikin is corld KFC.
Maybe it meens Kooked From Chikin or maybe Krazy Freeked-owt Chikin, I’d be krazy & freeked owt too if Kernool Sandy woz gunna kut me into bits & kook me wiv speshul herbs & spyses
Hey, I kood hav got him to kook the mowsy I kort a wyl bak & had sum KFM.
Kan yoo see how good it looks???
So I fort to myself, wil I get sum ov Kernool Sandy’s KFC chikin too??? Or will they guts it orl for them selvs & I’ll get dog food agen???
Now my bigest problem is that it has a pikcha of Kernool Sandy on the box hoo is a hyooman wich meens its hyooman food, becorz dog food tins & bags hav pikchas of dogs on them wich meenz its dog food.
So I woz left wunderin if there posiblee kood be a very slite reemowt chans of an inter-speessys food cross-ova sichyooayshun (wot a big werd, luky I’m a good spella) abowt to hapen.
I wood share my dog food wiv Mummy & Daddy enny tym they wonted sum so I fink my jenerosity shood be rewarded ryt here & now.
Then sumfink wunderfool hapend….
Mummy got my food bole & put sum of Kernool Sandy’s KFC chikin in it.
OH WOW!!! I’m the lukyest Poodle in the hole werld becorz I luv chikin & its even betta wiv the Kernools eleven seekret herbs & spysses, or woz it ayteen or ferty for or nynty hundred or eleven??? How shood I no becorz its a seekret….
But I hav a feelin its eleven becorz I counted the flayvers wen I woz eeting it
I dident get enny Pepsy thow, they kept that orl for themselvs….
That last picture made KFC somehow less appetizing.
No Mista Bearman its mor apertyzing wen its in my bole becorz I kan eet it then
Now I want KFC! Bad dog!
Then yoo need to go & see Mista Sandys & he myt giv yoo sum
Everybody needs a little KFC!
Hulo Dennis, do yoo meen everybody needs a littool bit ov tym to Kil Fluffy Chikins
KFC needs to donate to some of us who just eat there all the time, right? lol
That shor is ryt, suport thair chikin eetin’ suporters
I must tell you, yesterday Art Major and I enjoyed some KFC. I got one of those new snack boxes of 3 hot wings along side of potato wedges. Delicious!
Yummy it sownds reel nys
I like reading your stories, Dixie. Your accent is quite different from that of Dennis the Vizsla, even though your respective dadas sound the same when they write.
Thats becorz I am a Tazmayneyan doggy & Dennis is Kalyfornyan